i dedicate this comic to the teacher who pulled me out of class in middle school to tell me my bra strap was showing and that i needed to get a jacket to cover it up so that i didnt distract the boys
In reality it’s just pure jealousy. I know gents. Not everyone gets blessed with fantastic boobs and the opportunity to wear magnificent bras. I’d stare out of intense jealous hatred too but you need to learn to suck it up or else grow your own pair of man melons.
I was trimming grass next to the side of the house and I found the tiniest snake I have ever seen.
THIS IS SO VERY REALLY IMPORTANT
OH MY GOSH BEST ITTY BITTY SNAKEY
Reblogging because I know some people who LOVE tiny snakes
so my friend and i were giggling to death and this happened